I had had enough. Pocahontas, teething ferociously for the last 4 weeks (4 teeth in 4 weeks is torture for baby and mama!) was refusing to sleep well, cranky and super needy. My breasts we sore from her biting and incessant nursing and my mind was sore from lack of down-time. Enter Mowgli with his boisterous personality (to mention one of his wonderful characteristics that turned horribly annoying to me that day.) "Mom can I..." FILL IN THE BLANK- I can't even remember what he wanted to do or have at this point. "No, it's not time for that now. Now it's time to read or play quietly in your room- your sister is sleeping (finally, grrr) "But why can't I?" "Because we all need a rest now" "But what is I do it this way...." "No, Mowgli" "But how about like this?" "No, Mowgli" "Ok, so how about this idea?"
The boy was coming up with idea after idea, argument after argument- anything that might mean not doing what I had asked him to do. "Ok, that's it- no more arguing"
"Mom, I-"
"I said NO MORE ARGUING, no more NEGOTIATING!!"
So here's where my 5 year old turns into parenting counselor...
Being my mom would be so easy if you just followed my directions
Karate Chop to my Pride!"Mom, Mom, wait, you didn't even let me finish. I wasn't about to start 'gotiating again! You should have let me finish. If you would have let me finish I was gonna say "Mom, I won't argue any more. I'll have quiet time. But you didn't listen. You shouldn't interrupt. Do you want to know what you were supposed to do? (I don't remember whether he continued without waiting for my answer or if I simply nodded dejectedly)
"You were supposed to let me finish, and then, if what I said was 'gotiating, and since you just told me no more 'gotiating, then you could have just put me in time out or spanked my bottom- I rather time out" (Yes, we have chosen to spank bottoms occasionally in our house- I'm happy to talk with anyone about this decision.) "But since I wasn't going to 'gotiate, you wouldn't have to do those things, but if I did then, I would just be in trouble- that's it! You really should listen first though."
I think I must have staggered away in a daze...
Ok, so what response was I to give to THAT? "Uh, Sir yes sir, I'm sorry sir, It won't happen again SIR!"
I do try very diligently to raise a thinker, a problem solver and a good communicator. Sometimes, it comes back to bite me in the butt- like when my fiver year old is giving me parenting tips, and they are pretty much right on! Sheesh!